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Guess

What am I looking at?

October 1st, 2006

No, this is not a pristine version of the default (Kubrick) theme for WordPress. Here’s what you’re seeing:

Cheers!

January 16th, 2006

Testing post creation in WordPress 2.0 without a title.

Edited note to self: In future, do not post in WordPress 2.0 without a title…

Cheerios

July 2nd, 2005

Just a popular brand of breakfast cereal, or a corporate-lead conspiracy to force us to think about donuts for the rest of the day?

Enlighten

Testing things

January 5th, 2006

Someone explain the concept of concept car to me. Not that I want to understand it.

Read

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

July 2nd, 2005

A scene from News Radio, episode #57 (my second favorite episode):

Mr. James: “The original title of this book was ‘Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer’ but I see now that it’s… ‘Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler’… you know what it is… I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler… well there you go… it’s got kind of a ring to it don’t it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three… which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence… I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street… many days no business come to my hut… my hut… but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo… dung. …Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans… and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.”

Reporter: “Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?”

Mr. James: “Well, you know… it’s LIKE when a clown is making like a car… racer… it’s sorta… like… the FCC. The CLOWN… the clown is like the FCC! And I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!”

Reporter: “So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?”

Mr. James: “Yeah, it did. Thanks a LOT!”

Reporter: “What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?”

Mr. James: *Sigh*